Clueless Victims Dear Guests!
As the intercom turns on, you hear a clatter of items, as though they were being pushed off the table with a single sweep of someone’s hand. An angry female voice can be heard before being interrupted by a likewise angry, but defeated male voice. A door is heard opening and then slamming shut, and someone is heard exhaling before tapping the microphone and clearing their decidedly male voice.
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If somebody hadn’t messed around with certain things--
The Host extends well wishes to all of you
yeah, right and hopes you enjoyed your second youth, but now it's time to grow up.
The Staff, Host, Manager and I would also all like to apologize in advance for some….ah,
mental technical difficulties we are experiencing--it shouldn’t be long until everything is back to normal once we find someone who can fix it.
We hope that this has not caused too many inconveniences.
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The intercom quietly shuts down. If you check your laptop, you will find a copy of this announcement inside a file named 'Announcements' found on your desktop. Even though everything in strikes was muttered under the Apprentice's breath, you can still find it written in the file.
[ooc: If you have any questions or comments, reply to this entry but Out Of Character. Remember, this is an intercom message.]